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zondag 31 maart 2013

Crushing

Little Ernie is taking a walk in the park with his father, when suddenly a bee settles on a rock in front of them. Just for spite, Ernie picks up a piece of wood and smashes the bee. "That was very cruel, Ernie," says his father, "and for being cruel you will get no honey for a year."
Later, Ernie deliberately steps on a butterfly.
"And for that, young man," says his father, "you wil get no butter for a year."
When they return home, Ernie's mother is fixing dinner. Just as they enter the kitchen she sees a cockroach and immediately crushes it with her foot. Ernie looks at his father and says with a wink. "Will you tell her Dad, or shall I?"..

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